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[digiorno]

buongiorno! sorry i missed you; i'll happily get back to you as soon as i'm done with whatever business i'm on. leave a message!

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4/10, post-event start

[silvercrusader]

[They live in the same general vicinity, but that doesn't mean Polnareff can't check up on his small son. Nowadays, it's a little less for his sake and a little more for the sake of others-- because while Haruno is, essentially, a good person, he isn't always very nice.]

there are more pumpkins around than there used to be
is this your doing

[digiorno]

papa ♡(.◜ω◝.)♡
hello papa i am having a good day i hope you are as well
WHYYYYY would i have anything to do with pumpkins my goodness

[silvercrusader]

i am having a very good day so far thank you
because you usually have your fingers in things like these
not always directly
but youre there
im not upset or anything
i like pumpkins
i just like to know

[digiorno]

(◕︿◕✿) papa that makes me sound so devious
i'm not
it's all in good fun it's not like i told that girl to kiss that frog it really wasn't my fault
although he was a very nice frog and deserved kisses
why do people not kiss frogs it's very rude? they're beautiful

[silvercrusader]

because they are slimy
also because there are so many pretty people to kiss who has time to kiss frogs and/or any other animals
please don't kiss any frogs haruno

[digiorno]

I HAVE TIME TO KISS ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BE KISSED
I WILL BEND THE RULES OF TIME AND SPACE PAPA NEVER DOUBT ME (ง’̀-‘́)ง

[silvercrusader]

how can you tell if the frogs want to be kissed

i've never doubted you dont you raise your fists at me young man

[digiorno]

you ask them
frogs speak french
hon hon hon
ᗜಠ o ಠ)¤=[]:::::> that's a sword and shield is that better

1/2

[silvercrusader]

DON'T INSULT YOUR ADOPTED PEOPLE

[silvercrusader]

teach me how to make that emote my signature

[digiorno]

but you yelled at me (˵¯͒⌢͗¯͒˵)

[silvercrusader]

because you insulted the french!!!! what else was i supposed to do

[digiorno]

you shouldn't yell at your beautiful son
baguette eiffel tower ʕ ಡ ﹏ ಡ ʔ

[silvercrusader]

stop staring at me with those big ole eyes
they will not work
i am not going to apologize
esp after that

1/2

[digiorno]

escargot ( ˃̣̣̥ω˂̣̣̥ )

[digiorno]

papa guess what

[silvercrusader]

[You know who's getting noogie'd later? This boy. Polnareff will not forgive and he will not forget.]

what??

[digiorno]

vous êtes le meilleur papa
je t'adore

[silvercrusader]

o((◕ฺ∀ ◕✿ฺ))o

HARUNOOOOOOOOOO

[digiorno]

PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAA .+:｡(ﾉ･ω･)ﾉﾞ

[silvercrusader]

haruno ma petite
when youre done with whatever youre doing tell me
i have gossip to tell you

1/2 again......

[digiorno]

WHAT

[digiorno]

[And wherever Polnareff is, guess what? SUDDENLY HARUNO IS ALSO THERE, right at his elbow.]

. . . Papa!

[Enjoy your side-hug.]

[silvercrusader]

[Oh, hello. Polnareff returns that hug as best he can, tugging him in close, his fingers curling in his hair.]

Hallo, Haruno.

[--annnd those fingers are promptly at work messing up Haruno's hair, because he will have his revenge.]

[digiorno]

[SHRIEKS]

Papa, no! No, Papa! Escarno!