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[digiorno]

buongiorno! sorry i missed you; i'll happily get back to you as soon as i'm done with whatever business i'm on. leave a message!

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Comments

[silvercrusader]

because they are slimy
also because there are so many pretty people to kiss who has time to kiss frogs and/or any other animals
please don't kiss any frogs haruno

[digiorno]

I HAVE TIME TO KISS ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BE KISSED
I WILL BEND THE RULES OF TIME AND SPACE PAPA NEVER DOUBT ME (ง’̀-‘́)ง

[silvercrusader]

how can you tell if the frogs want to be kissed

i've never doubted you dont you raise your fists at me young man

[digiorno]

you ask them
frogs speak french
hon hon hon
ᗜಠ o ಠ)¤=[]:::::> that's a sword and shield is that better

1/2

[silvercrusader]

DON'T INSULT YOUR ADOPTED PEOPLE

[silvercrusader]

teach me how to make that emote my signature

[digiorno]

but you yelled at me (˵¯͒⌢͗¯͒˵)

[silvercrusader]

because you insulted the french!!!! what else was i supposed to do

[digiorno]

you shouldn't yell at your beautiful son
baguette eiffel tower ʕ ಡ ﹏ ಡ ʔ

[silvercrusader]

stop staring at me with those big ole eyes
they will not work
i am not going to apologize
esp after that

1/2

[digiorno]

escargot ( ˃̣̣̥ω˂̣̣̥ )

[digiorno]

papa guess what

[silvercrusader]

[You know who's getting noogie'd later? This boy. Polnareff will not forgive and he will not forget.]

what??

[digiorno]

vous êtes le meilleur papa
je t'adore

[silvercrusader]

o((◕ฺ∀ ◕✿ฺ))o

HARUNOOOOOOOOOO

[digiorno]

PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAA .+:｡(ﾉ･ω･)ﾉﾞ

[silvercrusader]

haruno ma petite
when youre done with whatever youre doing tell me
i have gossip to tell you

1/2 again......

[digiorno]

WHAT

[digiorno]

[And wherever Polnareff is, guess what? SUDDENLY HARUNO IS ALSO THERE, right at his elbow.]

. . . Papa!

[Enjoy your side-hug.]

[silvercrusader]

[Oh, hello. Polnareff returns that hug as best he can, tugging him in close, his fingers curling in his hair.]

Hallo, Haruno.

[--annnd those fingers are promptly at work messing up Haruno's hair, because he will have his revenge.]

[digiorno]

[SHRIEKS]

Papa, no! No, Papa! Escarno!

[silvercrusader]

Revenge--!!

[He twists, grabbing his son into a loose headlock, fingers merciless as they ruined perfectly curled donuts and meticulously braided hair. There is no mercy. There is no getting out of this. There is only accepting your fate, Haruno.]

[digiorno]

[WAILS..............]

[Slowly . . . he just . . . lets all of his weight drop. Admittedly he could just poof away again, but it's more fun to play the drenched kitten.]

[silvercrusader]

[Ahh, and that's the signal to stop. They've done this a hundred times before; he knows the silent rules. With a little sigh he twists, lifting Haruno up. He's so light.]

There. Now we're even, hm?

[digiorno]

You're . . . so mean . . .

[he's wilting]

[No, but just for a second, and then he squirms forward with a kiss for his papa's forehead, now that he's high up enough.]