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[Once again, he's in his room, and you know what, Giorno is probably awake, it's like one AM, BUT. Just in case he isn't, Polnareff sends a text. Because he's considerate.
(That's totally the reason he's doing this. Not out of laziness at all).]
YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THE VASE
(That's totally the reason he's doing this. Not out of laziness at all).]
YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THE VASE
well we were talking about other stuff so he was busy
[That is the cutest fucking thing he's ever seen. Holy shit??? He begins pressing buttons, trying to figure it out-- and in the meantime--]
can you do a smirky face
[That is the cutest fucking thing he's ever seen. Holy shit??? He begins pressing buttons, trying to figure it out-- and in the meantime--]
can you do a smirky face
GOOD
thank you
now i have all i need
next time i text anyone ill just use those three
thank you
now i have all i need
next time i text anyone ill just use those three
yes
obviously
also dont think i see you not answering my question about the vase
dont make me come over and mess up your hair til you tell me
obviously
also dont think i see you not answering my question about the vase
dont make me come over and mess up your hair til you tell me
yes???
i mean its like your height how could i miss it
did kakyoin make it
i mean its like your height how could i miss it
did kakyoin make it
yes??? i dont
[Wait.
Wait.
Wait just a second.]
[Wait.
Wait.
Wait just a second.]
[THE FACTS ARE THESE:
1. Kakyoin had been acting weird about Jotaro. Like, not even normal Kakyoin weird, but weird weird. Embarrassed. Reluctant to talk about him. Which is not normal, because Jotaro is the one person Kakyoin never seems annoyed with.
2. Giorno had seemed amused by Polnareff's questions about romance; almost as if either Jotaro or Kakyoin had gotten up to something. Finally gotten laid, maybe, or at least had a good make-out session.
3. Kakyoin has said he prefers people like them over normal people.
4. Jotaro and Kakyoin have always been close.
5. That fuck-ugly vase is emeralds-- ah, but not just emeralds, but emeralds and diamonds. Kakyoin and Jotaro.
6. Kakyoin and Jotaro.
7. Kakyoin and Jotaro.]
1. Kakyoin had been acting weird about Jotaro. Like, not even normal Kakyoin weird, but weird weird. Embarrassed. Reluctant to talk about him. Which is not normal, because Jotaro is the one person Kakyoin never seems annoyed with.
2. Giorno had seemed amused by Polnareff's questions about romance; almost as if either Jotaro or Kakyoin had gotten up to something. Finally gotten laid, maybe, or at least had a good make-out session.
3. Kakyoin has said he prefers people like them over normal people.
4. Jotaro and Kakyoin have always been close.
5. That fuck-ugly vase is emeralds-- ah, but not just emeralds, but emeralds and diamonds. Kakyoin and Jotaro.
6. Kakyoin and Jotaro.
7. Kakyoin and Jotaro.]
OH MY GOD--
[That one was out loud. Did you hear it, Giorno?]
[That one was out loud. Did you hear it, Giorno?]
[NO WAIT forget texting, Polnareff just straight up gets up and runs down the hall, skidding to a stop in front of Giorno's door. He throws it open, and--]
THEY'RE FUCKING?
THEY'RE FUCKING?
[A beat, and then:]
This is fantastic! Oh my god, that little shit, no wonder he didn't want to talk about what he and Jotaro've been up to!
This is fantastic! Oh my god, that little shit, no wonder he didn't want to talk about what he and Jotaro've been up to!
[Giorno is, technically, still in the process of letting his hair down. Which means he's walking across his room fairly quickly while pulling the final donut out of its proper alignment with the intention of knocking on Polnareff's door to tell him to quiet the frickfrack down when--]
[Polnareff oh my god.]
Shh!
[He drags Polnareff in by his arm and covers his mouth while he kicks the door shut.]
Don't yell. And technically I didn't tell you anything.
[. . . He's grinning, though. He's so proud of his dumb friends.]
[Polnareff oh my god.]
Shh!
[He drags Polnareff in by his arm and covers his mouth while he kicks the door shut.]
Don't yell. And technically I didn't tell you anything.
[. . . He's grinning, though. He's so proud of his dumb friends.]
How am I supposed to be quiet, they're sleeping together!
[(Giorno looks even younger with his donuts down, okay, he doesn't want to curse in front of him. It doesn't matter that Giorno knows the words, that he's experienced all sorts of things; it's the principle of things).
Anyway. He shoves a hand through his own hair, cackling quietly.]
When did this start! Are they official, or is it a secret?
[(Giorno looks even younger with his donuts down, okay, he doesn't want to curse in front of him. It doesn't matter that Giorno knows the words, that he's experienced all sorts of things; it's the principle of things).
Anyway. He shoves a hand through his own hair, cackling quietly.]
When did this start! Are they official, or is it a secret?
I don't actually know if they are, all right, they're very bad at this.
[They're so bad at this, Polnareff, please fix these disasters. He chews his lip and shifts from foot to foot uncertainly. Gossipping, but his friends . . . ugh.]
It's not a secret. It's been months. They're so stupid. God, they're stupid.
[They're so bad at this, Polnareff, please fix these disasters. He chews his lip and shifts from foot to foot uncertainly. Gossipping, but his friends . . . ugh.]
It's not a secret. It's been months. They're so stupid. God, they're stupid.
Of course they are.
[Said so, so fondly. He sighs and sprawls on the floor, gesturing for Giorno to do the same.]
Tell me everything, please, I have to catch up. Did they each think the other didn't know and didn't care?
[That sounds about right.]
[Said so, so fondly. He sighs and sprawls on the floor, gesturing for Giorno to do the same.]
Tell me everything, please, I have to catch up. Did they each think the other didn't know and didn't care?
[That sounds about right.]
[Oh. Snuggly gossipping, that's at least ten times better than regular gossipping. He sits next to Polnareff and, after just a moment's hesitation, wedges himself under his arm.]
It's stupider than that. I thought they were already together, because that's how they always acted, and when Kakyoin got stupid and jealous about something I told him it wasn't a big deal because Jotaro was only interested in him anyway. And then he had no idea what I was talking about, so I had to explain it to him.
It's stupider than that. I thought they were already together, because that's how they always acted, and when Kakyoin got stupid and jealous about something I told him it wasn't a big deal because Jotaro was only interested in him anyway. And then he had no idea what I was talking about, so I had to explain it to him.
[Oh, hello. That's not what he meant, but he's not about to argue: Polnareff simply adjusts so his arm is a little more secure around Giorno's shoulders, so they're both comfortable (and so he can rest against his chest if he'd like).]
Ahh, romance.
[Oh, them.]
Aren't you and Jotaro related? You'd think he'd remember that before getting jealous.
Ahh, romance.
[Oh, them.]
Aren't you and Jotaro related? You'd think he'd remember that before getting jealous.
[Resting against the tiddy while shittalking Jotaro and Kakyoin with Polnareff. Truly he is living the dream.]
Ah, no, it wasn't like that. Not really. We were building the house and needed more hands, so I told everyone on the network that Jotaro would be working shirtless.
[Because this is what normal people do with their attractive family members.]
I think Kakyoin thought he was mad about girls. But he obviously wasn't mad about girls. And then when he actually believed me he started with - oh but I don't deserve nice things because of . . . reasons that don't make sense, and I'm a burden, and what if something, and so on. It was trying.
Ah, no, it wasn't like that. Not really. We were building the house and needed more hands, so I told everyone on the network that Jotaro would be working shirtless.
[Because this is what normal people do with their attractive family members.]
I think Kakyoin thought he was mad about girls. But he obviously wasn't mad about girls. And then when he actually believed me he started with - oh but I don't deserve nice things because of . . . reasons that don't make sense, and I'm a burden, and what if something, and so on. It was trying.
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