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[digiorno]

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[starmark]

I need your opinion on something.

Honest opinion. No laughing.

[digiorno]

You wouldn't even know if I was laughing. But I won't.

[starmark]

I would be able to tell. ☜(≖_≖ )

I don't know if I should be getting Kakyoin chocolate for Valentine's Day or not.

[digiorno]

Why wouldn't you?

[starmark]

It's for girls. Girls give chocolate to the guys they like, and then a month later the guys pay it back.

So I don't want to make him feel like I think he's the girl, but I don't want to make it seem like I am either.

...

I don't know how it's supposed to work when we're both guys.

[digiorno]

. . .

Well, if it helps, I'm not laughing at you.

[starmark]

I don't want to fuck this up!

[digiorno]

That's a little ironic, since it seems like you're working very hard to make your own life more difficult.

[starmark]

???

[digiorno]

You could both just do one or the other. That way no one is "the girl". Or both do both, that's what I would do.

[starmark]

...

Oh.

Okay. You don't think that'd be weird?

[digiorno]

Give me one good reason why it would be weird.

[starmark]

It just feels like it'd be weird.

I don't know. I just don't want to screw up Valentine's Day. Especially not the first one.

[digiorno]

You both worry so much.

It won't be weird. It's a day to spend focusing on how important you are to each other. You do that every day anyway, so you have enough practice that I doubt you'll screw anything up.

[starmark]

I don't know why I do that. I think it's because I watched Columbo a lot as a kid.

...Do you want to learn how to make chocolates?

[digiorno]

Yes. What's Columbo?

[starmark]

It's an American detective show. Someone commits a crime, and the rest of the show is about Columbo investigating and tracking down the clues to let him trap the culprit.

He's really good at picking up on little details and putting them together, and a lot of times when he suspects a guy he catches him by tricking him into giving himself away by mistake. It's really cool.

[digiorno]

So you're like Columbo, except instead of worrying about criminals you worry about boys.

[starmark]

...Yeah. I'm Columbro.

[digiorno]

That is ridiculous. You are ridiculous.

[starmark]

You're allowed to laugh at that, by the way.

[digiorno]

Jotaro, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but it wasn't that funny.

[starmark]

What are you talking about? It was great.

[digiorno]

And yet here I am, not laughing.

[starmark]

That's not the joke's fault.