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[digiorno]

buongiorno! sorry i missed you; i'll happily get back to you as soon as i'm done with whatever business i'm on. leave a message!

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text; | 9/15, nighttime

[starmark]

Did you seriously drink a teacup full of a guy's piss on a dare.

[digiorno]

[????????]

Yes?

[IS THIS NOT WHAT ANYONE WOULD DO?]

[starmark]

Hi it's Jotaro by the way.

[digiorno]

I know. I can tell it's you because you never say who it is.

[starmark]

OK.

But you didn't ACTUALLY drink it, right.

[digiorno]

Of course not. I turned one of my teeth into a jellyfish, which absorbed it.

[starmark]

[......................]

What kind of jellyfish?

[AND LITERALLY NO ONE WAS SURPRISED]

[digiorno]

[This is why you're Giorno's favorite.]

Mastiagas.

[starmark]

...One of the kind that doesn't sting?

[digiorno]

Of course.

[starmark]

That's pretty smart.

Thanks. I wouldn't have been able to sleep without knowing, so.

[digiorno]

Would you have had nightmares?

[starmark]

No, I just would've sat up trying to figure out how you got around it.

[digiorno]

I was expecting it.

[...]

Not that specifically. But something.

[starmark]

Because he picked on you a lot?

[digiorno]

No, that was the first time we met, actually.

[starmark]

...Because that's just how things are, then.

You prove yourself first.

[digiorno]

That's exactly right. I was honestly expecting a fight, but . . . some people just aren't that mature.

[starmark]

...

One time on our way to Cairo a Stand user made Polnareff lick a toilet.

[digiorno]

He never told me that!

[starmark]

I can't really blame him, considering.

We gave him a lot of shit about it.

[digiorno]

Obviously.

Mista shot himself a lot by accident, but that's not really as funny.

[starmark]

He took a shot at me today because he was pretty sure I could stop it.

So I'm not really surprised to hear that.

[digiorno]

I'm assuming you caught it and aren't bleeding out right now.

[starmark]

He could've taken the shot with the muzzle a centimeter from my temple and Star Platinum would've stopped it.