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[digiorno]

buongiorno! sorry i missed you; i'll happily get back to you as soon as i'm done with whatever business i'm on. leave a message!

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[starmark]

So now that I'm already a snitch, you want me to snitch more?

[digiorno]

That's exactly right.

[starmark]

We were talking about things that are different or the same in the future. He brought up the girls, I just asked if they still do that annoying thing where they cluster around and screech at each other fighting over who gets to try to get your attention or hang off your arm or whatever.

[digiorno]

[He takes a minute to think about what kind of person would actually be surprised that Jotaro Kujo is regularly covered in girls. Yep, pretty much Mista.]

Not everyone needs an exterminator for this kind of thing.

[starmark]

It's hell around Valentine's Day.

[digiorno]

You're a martyr, really. Have you considered wearing a cross? It might help.

[starmark]

Ha ha. Do they have White Day in Italy?

[digiorno]

No, but I remember what it is. Bad, too?

[starmark]

It means they've all had a month to wait and get their hopes up that I'm going to return somebody's confession.

[digiorno]

You'd think they'd get the idea after a while . . .

[starmark]

At least it probably won't happen here.

[digiorno]

Girls exist here, Jotaro.

[starmark]

I don't know that many.

And the ones I do know aren't like that.

[More like one, singular, but you know.]

[digiorno]

Well, if anyone confesses their love to you, you can always tell them you're affiliated with the mafia now, anyway.

[#heretohelp]

[starmark]

...Is that how you get out of it yourself?

[digiorno]

Not at home. It wouldn't really be safe. Telling them politely that I'd prefer to be alone usually works.

[This is Dio's actual genetic son, right here.]

I haven't gone anywhere alone for a while, though, which seems to discourage them.

[starmark]

Safe for who? Them, or you?

Or both?

[digiorno]

Either. But me, mostly. There are plenty of people inside and outside who'd like to see me dead.

[starmark]

That's where Mista comes in, right? Keeping you

[alive]

safe?

[digiorno]

That's right. He's with me always, and he'd never let anything hurt me.

[starmark]

Mista's not the only one.

[digiorno]

[. . . Oh.]

Thank you, Jotaro. I'm very lucky.

[starmark]

I don't think luck has all that much to do with it.

[...]

I need to ask you a favor, though. Not because of what I just said. Just because I need one.

[digiorno]

You can always ask me for a favor.

[starmark]

Make sure he knows not to take a shot at Kakyoin.

...Please.