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[digiorno]

buongiorno! sorry i missed you; i'll happily get back to you as soon as i'm done with whatever business i'm on. leave a message!

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Comments

[digiorno]

That's exactly right. I was honestly expecting a fight, but . . . some people just aren't that mature.

[starmark]

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One time on our way to Cairo a Stand user made Polnareff lick a toilet.

[digiorno]

He never told me that!

[starmark]

I can't really blame him, considering.

We gave him a lot of shit about it.

[digiorno]

Obviously.

Mista shot himself a lot by accident, but that's not really as funny.

[starmark]

He took a shot at me today because he was pretty sure I could stop it.

So I'm not really surprised to hear that.

[digiorno]

I'm assuming you caught it and aren't bleeding out right now.

[starmark]

He could've taken the shot with the muzzle a centimeter from my temple and Star Platinum would've stopped it.

[digiorno]

. . . You should show him that.

[starmark]

Show him or show the two of you?

[digiorno]

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I wouldn't mind seeing it.

[#cool]

[starmark]

You can convince him to let me borrow his gun.

[digiorno]

I don't need to convince him. I'll just tell him.

[starmark]

You should tell him not to reload after his first shot, when he's still got five more.

[digiorno]

. . . Has he offended you in some way?

[starmark]

What makes you think that?

[In other words, MAYBE...........]

[digiorno]

Because we generally reserve that for special occasions.

[What did he do, Jojo.]

[starmark]

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[All of a sudden, articulating "he talked shit about turtles" in text makes it seem a lot more stupid than the very real and legitimate concern that it is.]

We don't see eye to eye on some stuff.

[digiorno]

[He would listen to your turtle woes, though, Jotaro.]

Mista doesn't see eye to eye with very many people.

[starmark]

Does he have a hard time getting girls, or something?

[digiorno]

Why would you say that?

[starmark]

He thinks I should be banging a lot of them.

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I don't know how we get on some of the topics we do but talking to Mista is never boring, I can say that much.

[digiorno]

He tried to shoot you and then he told you to have more sex?

[That's like the Mista-est thing he's ever heard.]

[starmark]

No, the girls came first.

Then he said some shit because he didn't know anything about turtles, then he shot at me.

[THAT IS TECHNICALLY WHAT HAPPENED, YES, WITH A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF CONTEXT LEFT OUT.]

[digiorno]

[So many questions.]

I think he thinks that if the opportunity's there, you should take it. And turtle-related knowledge isn't really a prerequisite for mafia life. He didn't really shoot you over turtles, did he?