[Fortunately for our heroes, one of the many side effects of Giorno's shriek happened to be giving Star a pretty good idea of exactly where he is at this particular moment.
Unfortunately for one of our heroes, Star can only move two meters max away from him and like hell is our favorite giant purple Labrador going to let that get in the way of delicious pudding.
CONSEQUENTLY
arriving at Giorno's door in a few seconds will be Star and Jotaro, the latter of whom has just been unceremoniously picked up and hauled like a sack of bewildered potatoes all the way across the house in .000002 seconds.]
[WHAT A COINCIDENCE. Just as Star busts his way into Giorno's room, Giorno is in the process of rolling off the bed, Dying Inside at how Perfect this ridiculous Stand is. Stand and user will probably catch him mid-dramatic slide. He is no longer wailing; he is embodying the wail.]
[He lands on his butt on the floor and then gives the both of them a dazzling smile.]
Star! And Jotaro. This is a nice surprise.
[Okay, nice yes, surprise not so much. But still.]
...Whatever it was you said, he just threw my pocketwatch like a high-speed baseball and ran in here.
[And, as we all recall, Star is incapable of doing things that Jotaro prohibits him from doing, so whatever bewildered annoyance may be resting here, it must also be noted that he could have and yet did not actively prevent this.]
He uses a pencil to hit the letters because his fingers are too big to do it themselves. So he kind of pecks the words out. And I help him with stuff he doesn't understan—
[But quietly this time, because Star has sensitive ears, so it's really more of a yelp than anything, and - he claps his hands over his mouth afterwards because AHHHHH.]
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Are you listening?
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grno important
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Star, you aren't just a good boy. Did you know that? You're the BEST boy.
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star best best best
grno
listening ?
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vog
leo
benny
1
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[Then again, it's also possible that everyone in the city hears it. It's a very good shriek.]
ok done
star you are perfect
do you want some pudding
1/2
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Unfortunately for one of our heroes, Star can only move two meters max away from him and like hell is our favorite giant purple Labrador going to let that get in the way of delicious pudding.
CONSEQUENTLY
arriving at Giorno's door in a few seconds will be Star and Jotaro, the latter of whom has just been unceremoniously picked up and hauled like a sack of bewildered potatoes all the way across the house in .000002 seconds.]
...Uh.
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[He lands on his butt on the floor and then gives the both of them a dazzling smile.]
Star! And Jotaro. This is a nice surprise.
[Okay, nice yes, surprise not so much. But still.]
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[And, as we all recall, Star is incapable of doing things that Jotaro prohibits him from doing, so whatever bewildered annoyance may be resting here, it must also be noted that he could have and yet did not actively prevent this.]
I guess I was too slow, or something.
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[Wait . . .]
You weren't helping him type?
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[...wait...
wait
oh my god]
...Did you promise him pudding.
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[But quietly this time, because Star has sensitive ears, so it's really more of a yelp than anything, and - he claps his hands over his mouth afterwards because AHHHHH.]
Yes, because he said ti voglio bene!
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[HE'S STILL JUST DANGLING FROM STAR'S ARMS, STILL A VERITABLE SACK OF POTATOES. THIS IS FINE.]
...They're his feelings.
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[YOWLS......]
[he's dead goodbye farewall. COVERING HIS WHOLE FACE NOW]
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[JOTARO...WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS...]
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[STOP KILLING HIM. He falls face-forward onto the carpet. Goodbye, he is dead.]