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[digiorno]

buongiorno! sorry i missed you; i'll happily get back to you as soon as i'm done with whatever business i'm on. leave a message!

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Comments

[digiorno]

You could always just look it up, you know.

[lapidarius]

I'm not looking right now.

[digiorno]

It's nothing bad, Kakyoin. If I were going to insult you I'd do it so you could understand.

Coltello is knife.

[lapidarius]

...

Oh.

[c:]

[digiorno]

Mm? That's tolerable then? Since it's suitably violent?

[What a cute little delinquent he is. Yesheis.]

[lapidarius]

I think that's an appropriate level of violence, yes.

[digiorno]

I would never choose any kind of nickname for you that wasn't both cute and lethal. We have met.

[lapidarius]

You do know me a little too well, don't you?

[digiorno]

I'm happy to know you exactly as well as I know you. You make me feel safe.

[lapidarius]

I think I can say that goes for both of us.

[digiorno]

Damn right.

[. . .]

Hey. Kakyoin. Are you still worried that Jotaro is angry with you?

[lapidarius]

...I don't know. Not rationally worried, if anything.

[digiorno]

Do you think he's worried, too?

[lapidarius]

That's a difficult question, given the fact that I'd estimate he's worried about a hell of a lot more than I am on a daily basis.

[digiorno]

[EYEROLL......... #protagproblemz]

I think I have an idea about how to make you both feel better. Or at least distract you for a while.

[lapidarius]

...I'm listening.

[what are you up to]

[digiorno]

Tell him you ran out of hair product and wear your hair undone for a day.

[At this point Giorno is at least a quintuple agent.]

[lapidarius]

Why exactly would I want to do that?

[?????????????]

[digiorno]

Because he thinks it's really cute. And if he's focused on how cute you are and you're focused on him thinking you're cute then, mathematically speaking, both of you are much less likely to be sad.

[lapidarius]

...

[you're nefarious]

I...guess I could do that.

[digiorno]

[area gangstar wingmans by subterfuge]

Well, it's that or I'll hide your hair things when he works up the nerve. He's very invested.

[lapidarius]

Please don't do that, I need those.

[digiorno]

I think that's why he hasn't asked me to do it yet. He doesn't want to upset you, even though he wants to see it.

Really he's much nicer about it than I would be. Or shyer, at least. Not sure if that's the same thing.

[lapidarius]

I don't really understand it, I don't think I look all that different.

[digiorno]

I'm not an expert or anything. But I think people like us look more different than we think we do when we let ourselves relax a little.