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[digiorno]

buongiorno! sorry i missed you; i'll happily get back to you as soon as i'm done with whatever business i'm on. leave a message!

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[digiorno]

Noooooo . . .

[HUEHUEHUE]

[lapidarius]

Giorno--!

[are we slapfighting each other's hands]

[is this what world-saving heroes do now]

[digiorno]

[YES WE DAMN WELL ARE A GOOD TIME HAD BY ALL]

[He is still doing his damnedest to hair-ruffle but it's a lot harder with Kakyoin trying to interrupt his holy work. Rude.]

See, you're relaxed now, aren't you? You look very relaxed!

[what a great day]

[lapidarius]

[this is absolutely the face of 'relaxed']

You're awful.

[digiorno]

I'm wonderful! I'm helping!

[The noodle is effectively ruined. The greatest victory for Don Giovanna]

[lapidarius]

[how could you...]

What did my hair ever do to you to deserve help, exactly?

[digiorno]

It was too uptight. It needed to calm down. It's calm now.

[It does not look calm. It looks Upset.]

[lapidarius]

[YOU HAVE DISTURBED THE NOODLE]

I would like you to appreciate that nearly anyone else that did that would be on the floor with a broken nose right now.

[digiorno]

I know. You told me when you were sick that you like me too much to get revenge on me. So now I know I'm safe with you no matter what, coltellino.

[Just gonna hug Kakyoin a little tighter. What a good noodle he is.]

[lapidarius]

More like incredibly lucky. [GRUMPY HUGS]

[digiorno]

I'm the luckiest because you're my friend.

[PETS THE NOODLE BACK INTO PLACE . . . poorly.]

[lapidarius]

Oh, I thought that was my line.

[digiorno]

It can be both of our lines. We can share. I don't mind if you don't.

[lapidarius]

Fine, if you insist. I'm lucky you're my friend, and I'm glad you're here right now.

[digiorno]

[He hums, pleased, and rests his head on Kakyoin's shoulder.]

See, that's exactly how it should be.

[lapidarius]

What, with you trying to drive me crazy?

[...]

I can live with that.

[digiorno]

Trying to make you happy, stupid.

[lapidarius]

I'm not stupid, you're just better at this than I am.

[digiorno]

No, you just don't know how good you are because you do it all on instinct.

[lapidarius]

I do no such thing. Everything I do is carefully planned except when it isn't.

why did i code that

[digiorno]

You're a good friend instinctively.

/shrug

[lapidarius]

...I am?

[digiorno]

Yes, Kakyoin. You make me happy all the time without meaning to.

[lapidarius]

Is that right? I wonder what I could do if I made an actual effort.

[digiorno]

I don't know, but it would probably be devastating.