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[digiorno]

buongiorno! sorry i missed you; i'll happily get back to you as soon as i'm done with whatever business i'm on. leave a message!

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Comments

[starmark]

Yeah that analogy kind of went weird places didn't it.

WE DON'T NEED MORE PEOPLE WHO CRASH PLANES AROUND HERE

[digiorno]

A little bit. I stand by it anyway.

But there aren't even any planes.

[starmark]

...

You know it makes it really hard to complain when you answer all of my complaints with reasonable logic.

[digiorno]

I'm sorry, am I ruining your fun?

[starmark]

Asshole.

I'm pretty sure there's a guy here with a crush on my grandpa.

[digiorno]

. . . I don't have a reasonable solution to that.

[starmark]

I know. It's okay, you don't have to have one. I'm just kind of thinking about it, and typing it out makes it more real somehow.

[digiorno]

Your family is insane. And this is ME saying that.

[starmark]

Mio fratello la mafia don è il più normale di tutti noi.

[digiorno]

Sono un modello di comportamento in questi tempi difficili.

[starmark]

Sarei perso senza di te.

[digiorno]

È così vero.

Are you worried? I think I'm going to start enforcing a policy wherein you can only worry about maximum three things at once.

[starmark]

It's kind of complicated.

The baseline answer is no, I'm not worried. The longer answer is that...the reason I'm not worried is because I know enough about the situation to know that there is no right answer? And I'm not going to take sides on who I think should get shafted and who shouldn't, so I mostly try not to think about it too much, which is why there's no worrying going on.

[digiorno]

I think that's a good answer. A little sad, but the right choice for you.

[starmark]

I'm getting better about that lately, huh?

[digiorno]

Yes. You're getting better about lots of things.

[starmark]

And how've you been doing lately? Still okay?

[digiorno]

I feel better with people to take care of.

[starmark]

In other words, you're feeling great lately.

[digiorno]

Yes, you should all be human disasters more often for my benefit.

[starmark]

Remind me to quote you on that someday.

You know, like an asshole.

[digiorno]

I certainly hope you're not implying that I am ever an asshole to you, because that's slander. I'm very nice.

[starmark]

Just the opposite. I'm implying that I'd have to be an asshole to go out of my way to be a disaster around you just because you said something like that.

And sometimes I'm an asshole, so.

[digiorno]

Not as often as you think you are.

. . . Um. Jotaro?

[starmark]

Yeah?