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[digiorno]

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Comments

[silvercrusader]

i'm like
tipsy
if i have another ill be drunk but im still in that tipsy stage

[digiorno]

so you are slightly intoxicated

please don't stab your own foot

anyway you're not wrong

[silvercrusader]

why would you warn me about that
is that something i do in the future
what a stupid thing to do why would i ever do that

and NO i'm NOT wrong and it is a FUCKING TRAGEDY and i am going to go CRAZY withot someone to seriously flirt with

[digiorno]

no you don't stab your foot in the future [BECAUSE THERE AREN'T FEET TO STAB, OR A CHARIOT TO STAB THEM WITH] it just sounds like something a drunk person would do

so serious flirting is not what you do with jotaro
just to clarify

[silvercrusader]

a drunk person who isn't a MASTEER SWORDSMAN maybe

& no
that is joke flirting
i do not expect to end the night with jotaro in my bed
serious flirting implies i might actually make out with somebody
god the bar is so low i just want to kiss somebody

[digiorno]

just please don't do it

wait so is there an actual difference between serious flirting and joke flirting
in content i mean not intended end result

[silvercrusader]

[...is there? He has to actually think about that for a moment, before finally deciding:]

less sexy, "hey i hate to see you walk away but i love to watch you go" talk
also less frequent

[digiorno]

interesting
i don't think there's as much difference for me
i wonder if that's cultural

[silvercrusader]

what, youd flirt with jotaro and mista the same way?

[digiorno]

y




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[silvercrusader]

okay but
well actually okay how would YOU flirt with your boyfriend
maybe i do my real-flirting more sexy
i mean there's shit i wouldn't say to jotaro that i'd say to a girl you know?

[digiorno]

i mean i would not say i love to watch you go except as a joke because that's horrible for one thing

[silvercrusader]

it was an EXAMPLE
don't criticize my lines i am TIPSY and not TRYING HARD

[digiorno]

okay okay
anyway mista probably would

[. . . wait]

[is]

[no that's ridiculous. anyway. MOVING ON:]

well i don't know a lot of compliments but
i sort of do that all the time anyway
so maybe compliments + touching

except i also do that anyway

i don't know it's not like i have any particular technique, i just do what feels right i guess

[silvercrusader]

maybe it is a cultural difference
i don't know i mean the shit i do with jotaro is mostly just us fucking around
like we do that anyway this is just
kind of a new way to do it

versus real flirting is like i don't know
less "ohh mon mari" and more actual intent sexy lines
it's weird
this is weird
its kind of weird i flirt iwth jotaro at all actually

[digiorno]

fucking around except now he doesn't have a stick up his ass and you're not constantly in mortal peril

oh wait i think i understand
it's less playful and more suggestive
i don't understand why it's weird though jotaro is pretty obviously very attractive and you do have eyes

[silvercrusader]

well first off he's my friend
like we didnt really have that kind of relationship
and i'm not
really into that

[digiorno]

into what

[silvercrusader]

men

[digiorno]

BORING

[silvercrusader]

YOU'RE boring

look it's not as if my choices are gonna open up if I switch teams anyway, don't say BORING like i'm really missing out here

[digiorno]

B O R I N G

there are more men here than women anyway

what is this switch teams nonsense

[silvercrusader]

do you not understand the metaphor

[digiorno]

i understand that it's incomplete

[silvercrusader]

what do you mean?