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[digiorno]

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[digiorno]

no, i told trish i had friends here, and she asked which ones were cute, and i said all of them obviously, and then i told her that you're related to me and she said then obviously you'd be cute

[starmark]

oh, that kind of genetics

technically i came first so i think you're related to me and not the other way around

[digiorno]

yes, but i'm me

[Solid logic.]

1/2

[starmark]

...how old is trish again

[starmark]

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER THINKING I'M CUTE IT'S SOMETHING ELSE

[digiorno]

are you sure

[starmark]

I WANTED TO KNOW IF SHE'S CLOSE IN AGE TO JOLYNE

[digiorno]

so you want to set her up with your daughter

unconventional but i can appreciate it

[starmark]

i don't want to think about who my daughter wants to fuck giorno

i think enough about who my great-great-grandparents and my great-grandparents and my grandparents and my every other relative in the entire universe are fucking

i want her to be happy and have a friend maybe

[digiorno]

trish is 16

she's a lot like me in the good ways and the bad ways

which means if she decides she likes you she's the best friend you've ever had, and if she decides something else then something else happens

so it's up to you really, i'd recommend her highly as a person but i'm obviously very biased

[starmark]

jolyne is 19 and kind of weirdly a lot like me

so maybe they would get along the way that you and i get along

[digiorno]

a lot like you how?

[starmark]

she gets angry and sad like me. in the same ways that i do i mean.

also we talked about tattoos and motorcycles.

[digiorno]

that's . . . incredibly adorable

trish will take care of her, then

[starmark]

ok but if they start dating i'm holding you accountable

[digiorno]

she could do worse

[starmark]

i learned from the best, mio fratellino, so in other words i learned from you

nessuno è degno di mia figlia, che è perfetto e merita tutto

[digiorno]

true . . . but

trish darebbe al mondo

although admittedly that might not be enough everything

[starmark]

i'm pretty sure i'm required to think that nothing is enough

also that reminds me about that favor i wanted to ask

[digiorno]

anything, of course

[starmark]

my grandmother is here. she's kind of intense.

but i think she's not feeling well and hiding it, the way that my mom does.

[digiorno]

oh?

what sort of me would be helpful to her at this time

[starmark]

the one that can check and make sure she's not about to keel over and faint or something?

the last thing we need is another family medical crisis right now, i think

[digiorno]

it's that bad? jotaro you should have said that first!!

[starmark]

that's the thing is i don't know

my mom tried to willpower through her stand fucking eating her alive or something

for all i know my grandmother could be missing five vital organs right now and she might still be pretending like she's holding it together