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[digiorno]

buongiorno! sorry i missed you; i'll happily get back to you as soon as i'm done with whatever business i'm on. leave a message!

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Comments

[starmark]

i barely even know her and i just

SHE'S SO GREAT




also i'm pretty sure i did a bunch of shit that she hates me for

[digiorno]

do you want to talk about how great she is or what you think she hates you for

[starmark]

both kinda

also i wanted to ask you a favor but that can wait, just don't let me forget i wanted to ask you for one


i'm pretty sure the dad she remembers is the guy you fought on the beach.

i don't want her to not be mad at me or anything like that, it just bugs me that that's the guy i was in her life.

[digiorno]

so you're asking me to slap you again

that was a joke for the record

i'm surprised she talked to you at all if that's what she remembers

[starmark]

at this point i kind of want to slap myself when i'm forty-two, so i guess the line forms to the left or something

she's got so much cazzimma your head would explode giorno

[digiorno]

i cannot imagine you as a forty-two-year-old that's bizarre

i can't imagine me as a forty-two-year-old either though

tell me all about her cazzimma

[starmark]

she told me that if there were cars here she'd have been stealing them already

she has a tattoo

i have bruises from where she hit me SHE HITS LIKE A FUCKING METEOR

also

did you ever kind of notice that star and jonathan look a lot alike in a weird sort of way

or was that just me

[digiorno]

what's her tattoo

why did she hit you

can i hire her

also no that was definitely a thing

[starmark]

it's like a butterfly BUT WITH A DAGGER THROUGH IT

because she deserved to and i think it made her feel better

hire her as what exactly

okay then you'll get why this is so weird but her stand is a lot like hierophant

[digiorno]

that's amazing

that's acceptable

i don't know i have to think about it but definitely something

. . . very disconcerting jotaro

[starmark]

yeah it's kind of...i don't know. it's a lot to think about.

also she's really pretty but i'm saying that in a dad way obviously.

[digiorno]

remember that it's genetic

which is what trish said when i told her about you

none of us should be surprised

[starmark]

wait

what

[digiorno]

what what

[starmark]

you told trish about me and she said i was pretty???

[digiorno]

no, i told trish i had friends here, and she asked which ones were cute, and i said all of them obviously, and then i told her that you're related to me and she said then obviously you'd be cute

[starmark]

oh, that kind of genetics

technically i came first so i think you're related to me and not the other way around

[digiorno]

yes, but i'm me

[Solid logic.]

1/2

[starmark]

...how old is trish again

[starmark]

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER THINKING I'M CUTE IT'S SOMETHING ELSE

[digiorno]

are you sure

[starmark]

I WANTED TO KNOW IF SHE'S CLOSE IN AGE TO JOLYNE

[digiorno]

so you want to set her up with your daughter

unconventional but i can appreciate it

[starmark]

i don't want to think about who my daughter wants to fuck giorno

i think enough about who my great-great-grandparents and my great-grandparents and my grandparents and my every other relative in the entire universe are fucking

i want her to be happy and have a friend maybe

[digiorno]

trish is 16

she's a lot like me in the good ways and the bad ways

which means if she decides she likes you she's the best friend you've ever had, and if she decides something else then something else happens

so it's up to you really, i'd recommend her highly as a person but i'm obviously very biased