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[digiorno]

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3/whatever | during 4wd at some point

[starmark]

I think we broke the universe.

[digiorno]

Wait. What?

[starmark]

There's a SHITLOAD of people here we know.

I'm half expecting my third-grade teacher to show up next.

[digiorno]

If she does, that'll be good for me. I can get dirt on tiny Jotaro.

[starmark]

I have a daughter.

[digiorno]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JOTAROOOOOOOOO

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT FIRST

IS SHE PERFECT I BET SHE'S PERFECT DID YOU HUG HER

DOES SHE LOOK LIKE YOU

IS SHE BEAUTIFUL

OF COURSE SHE IS

TELL ME EVERYTHING

[starmark]

I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE SURE SHE EXISTS NOW

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PRESSURE THAT IS

[digiorno]

in vitro next question

[starmark]

that's not what i meant

[digiorno]

then what

[starmark]

it's not about her just being born

if you were raised completely differently you'd be different than you are now because what you've been through is a part of what makes you who you are

what if i fuck up and somehow change who she is, that's not right

i don't have the right to take who she is away from her

[digiorno]

true, but perfectly replicating the conditions of her upbringing on purpose is totally impossible

so you shouldn't worry about it

just do what you'd do naturally and it'll work out in the end

[starmark]

i barely even know her and i just

SHE'S SO GREAT




also i'm pretty sure i did a bunch of shit that she hates me for

[digiorno]

do you want to talk about how great she is or what you think she hates you for

[starmark]

both kinda

also i wanted to ask you a favor but that can wait, just don't let me forget i wanted to ask you for one


i'm pretty sure the dad she remembers is the guy you fought on the beach.

i don't want her to not be mad at me or anything like that, it just bugs me that that's the guy i was in her life.

[digiorno]

so you're asking me to slap you again

that was a joke for the record

i'm surprised she talked to you at all if that's what she remembers

[starmark]

at this point i kind of want to slap myself when i'm forty-two, so i guess the line forms to the left or something

she's got so much cazzimma your head would explode giorno

[digiorno]

i cannot imagine you as a forty-two-year-old that's bizarre

i can't imagine me as a forty-two-year-old either though

tell me all about her cazzimma

[starmark]

she told me that if there were cars here she'd have been stealing them already

she has a tattoo

i have bruises from where she hit me SHE HITS LIKE A FUCKING METEOR

also

did you ever kind of notice that star and jonathan look a lot alike in a weird sort of way

or was that just me

[digiorno]

what's her tattoo

why did she hit you

can i hire her

also no that was definitely a thing

[starmark]

it's like a butterfly BUT WITH A DAGGER THROUGH IT

because she deserved to and i think it made her feel better

hire her as what exactly

okay then you'll get why this is so weird but her stand is a lot like hierophant

[digiorno]

that's amazing

that's acceptable

i don't know i have to think about it but definitely something

. . . very disconcerting jotaro

[starmark]

yeah it's kind of...i don't know. it's a lot to think about.

also she's really pretty but i'm saying that in a dad way obviously.

[digiorno]

remember that it's genetic

which is what trish said when i told her about you

none of us should be surprised

[starmark]

wait

what