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[digiorno]

buongiorno! sorry i missed you; i'll happily get back to you as soon as i'm done with whatever business i'm on. leave a message!

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Comments

[digiorno]

This is good. This helps. You help me, just by being Kakyoin. My important friend.

[lapidarius]

You're starting to flatter me again, Giorno.

[digiorno]

We can play that game if that's the game you want to play, coltellino.

[lapidarius]

...I still don't speak Italian, either. What did you call me that time?

[digiorno]

You could always just look it up, you know.

[lapidarius]

I'm not looking right now.

[digiorno]

It's nothing bad, Kakyoin. If I were going to insult you I'd do it so you could understand.

Coltello is knife.

[lapidarius]

...

Oh.

[c:]

[digiorno]

Mm? That's tolerable then? Since it's suitably violent?

[What a cute little delinquent he is. Yesheis.]

[lapidarius]

I think that's an appropriate level of violence, yes.

[digiorno]

I would never choose any kind of nickname for you that wasn't both cute and lethal. We have met.

[lapidarius]

You do know me a little too well, don't you?

[digiorno]

I'm happy to know you exactly as well as I know you. You make me feel safe.

[lapidarius]

I think I can say that goes for both of us.

[digiorno]

Damn right.

[. . .]

Hey. Kakyoin. Are you still worried that Jotaro is angry with you?

[lapidarius]

...I don't know. Not rationally worried, if anything.

[digiorno]

Do you think he's worried, too?

[lapidarius]

That's a difficult question, given the fact that I'd estimate he's worried about a hell of a lot more than I am on a daily basis.

[digiorno]

[EYEROLL......... #protagproblemz]

I think I have an idea about how to make you both feel better. Or at least distract you for a while.

[lapidarius]

...I'm listening.

[what are you up to]

[digiorno]

Tell him you ran out of hair product and wear your hair undone for a day.

[At this point Giorno is at least a quintuple agent.]

[lapidarius]

Why exactly would I want to do that?

[?????????????]

[digiorno]

Because he thinks it's really cute. And if he's focused on how cute you are and you're focused on him thinking you're cute then, mathematically speaking, both of you are much less likely to be sad.

[lapidarius]

...

[you're nefarious]

I...guess I could do that.

[digiorno]

[area gangstar wingmans by subterfuge]

Well, it's that or I'll hide your hair things when he works up the nerve. He's very invested.