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giorno "menace, pronounced like versace" giovanna ([personal profile] digiorno) wrote2020-10-23 12:15 am

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[personal profile] hairday 2021-06-01 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, he'd gladly gossip about his shapeshifting, and how he's been using it to concoct what he believes will be the ultimate party trick. But when some kind of unidentifiable creature shows up out of nowhere, that kind of takes precedence.

Steve's fuzzy feet clench, his legs scrunching back toward his body, which looks like a fear response—and it is—but it's also half of a built-in reflex to kick the the source of his fright into the stratosphere. That he doesn't has nothing to do with trying to be a good houseguest. His bigger concern in the moment is that it's right next to Giorno's head, and missing could be a pretty catastrophic.

His mouth chews on itself, muddling the curse word that nonetheless slips through his lips.
]

Iiiii- I'll answer all of that in just a minute, just—what in the world is that?

[ Though, since Giorno's reaction is telling him that this a normal, okay thing that's just happened, he'll force himself to be adventurous. Once he gets over his surprise, he'll hold a finger out toward the mystery thing and hope for the best. What is the best? Keeping said finger is the ideal, but he'll take anything positive in addition to that. ]
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[personal profile] hairday 2021-06-03 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh.

He's familiar with this sensation. The barest hint of warm beans, little bastard claws... Nefarious, but not the gremlin hand he could've sworn was going to extend from this dark shape in his haste. Steve blinks a number of times.

It's-

To quote, "...a cat?"
]

I've been on this peninsula for too long, man. I... thought I saw something else.

[ As he watches the completely normal cat wander toward him, his ears stiffen up, just about pressing against each other atop his head. Typically, he ties them together and stuffs them down the back of his collar while on the clock, but now that a cat's appeared on much shorter notice... he'll just have to focus on keeping them still. No letting them dangle, and no sudden movements that may attract claws. ]

Just like Maple, huh.

[ Alder's much closer to how he'd expect an animal to look after being inside of a giant bug nest—like he's seen things. ]

Think they're from the same litter?

[ Insert some light pspspsing. ]
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[personal profile] hairday 2021-06-14 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ At Alder's insistent paw placement, Steve's legs slowly unfurl, making his lap accessible again. In his experience, every fuzzball has a different tolerance when it comes to handsy humans, so he'll let this one snoop around for a bit on his own terms before he goes for any scritches.

At least the fact that he hasn't been to the shelter today means he only smells like one human-shaped rabbit, as opposed to a million other unfamiliar cats and dogs.
]

Me? Ho-ho-kay, maybe she also told you I work with animals, but just between us... I've never had any pets before. I took the job because anything was better than pizza delivery.

[ Including litter box duty, because some people are shittier than actual... yup! ]

Doesn't mean I won't try, but... no promises, zero promises.
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[personal profile] hairday 2021-06-19 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The very unserious expression leftover from his (somewhat) joking dig at himself rubberbands into the opposite of that. Not as in grim, but reigned in, reasonable, his smile suddenly almost demure while his eyes drift down to what would've been the grass were Alder's all-seeing gaze not there to meet them. Steve gives up, plopping his hand between his ears and stroking him from head to haunch.

Let's see if Giorno still thinks he's good with animals in a second, depending on how Alder reacts.
]

Nice of you to say all that.

[ Giorno doesn't know he used to be just as much of an idiot as Steffan when it came to being good with people, as he puts it. Now, at least, he must be doing something right to be receiving so much praise out of nowhere.

And speaking of reaching out, there's a reason he came here, and it wasn't to sit under skylights in gardens or pet wall-eyed cats, though he doesn't mind the distraction. He fishes around his jacket, which he's still wearing in April. It's a nice jacket, so sue him.
]

Here, I probably shouldn't keep holding this thing hostage.

[ The box he pulls out is flat, white, and a little too oblong for the pouch Giorno's already seen in trash quality. Not because that's not what's in there, but because Steve had some stuff leftover after packing up Riley's gift; the tissue paper inside happens to be orange for that reason. Tossing it all together only took a second, and added an extra layer of protection between it and any accidental tumbles into the mud it could have taken while he was biking over. ]

It's a, uhhhh- [ This continues for a hot second. ] A stag beetle? That kind.
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[personal profile] hairday 2021-06-30 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[You know, he wasn't sure he'd get the same satisfaction he usually does from watching somebody unwrap a gift he's just handed over. Again, he's already shown Giorno what it is, and that's not even getting into the extremely bizarre technicalities that make it so he can't even take full responsibility for picking it out. But, as Giorno absolutely decimates the box to get at the contents faster, he realizes he's still pretty happy about the end result of it all.

Steve takes one of the tissue paper scraps that flies in his direction and crinkles it a few times for Alder before dropping it on top of his paws.
]

The lady selling them clued me into some stuff.

[Wouldn't stop talking about them the whole time he was checking out, in fact. Giorno would probably like her.]

She didn't mention that specifically though, which is kinda funny. Close quarters bug combat seems like what you'd wanna open with. [...] Like so.

[He snorts.]

Guess she thought I already knew the basics, since it was the only thing I was buying.
Edited 2021-06-30 17:21 (UTC)
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[personal profile] hairday 2021-07-07 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ While Alder tries in vain to spit out the stuck tissue paper, Giorno will also be privy to the scene of Steve immediately and brazenly reaching into a fussing, unfamiliar cat mouth to assist in his troubles. Crinklies are for fun, buddy. And driving your caretakers up the wall with repetitive noise. Not food.

Steve holds the moistened paper up triumphantly, about to flick it aside when he catches Giorno's eyes and therefore his "smile." He stops everything he's doing at the thank you and watches him pull out the trinket, naturally wondering where this is all going.

The point, it turns out, is goddamn sappy, and it hits him like whatever the good version of a ton of bricks is.
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I'm sure there's more to you than just being the Bug Guy, but, I mean... yeah, you're welcome.

[ Remember that bashfulness from a couple moments ago? It's already coming back. Trying to, anyway. He's far more focused on keeping his head up and his attention on his conversation partner this time around. As a result, Steve's brown eyes dance from Giorno's green ones, to his neck, to his chest, and then back up again, never quite pulling all the way awry. ]

Gotta say, I'm really glad I didn't just hand it to you at the door, now.

[ Would've ruined this whole thing, and he'd be none the wiser. ]