Usually when this happens, I just ride it out. The last time it was one of my best friends, and let's be honest here, I'd just left the Shaolin temple on Special Forces' word and do you know how long it'd been since I'd seen a guy in damn near a bodysuit? Pretty friggin' long. But after one week of him mooning over this cute Thai girl he ran into whose grandma lived an hour from his village, I got over it. They met, like, twice. Straight guys. And Asher is disgustingly straight, you should hear the-- bullshit [HUFF]-- I hate it so much I'd just deck him if we weren't friends, but I get mixed signals sometimes and maybe that's just wishful thinking? It's just because he was a frat guy once, right? Am I insane? I'm probably insane, I'd have to be if I'm on this team and that's who I wound up crushing on!
[strangled teakettle noise...]
I'm going outside, I need to sit in the cold or-- or punch a tree or something.
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Usually when this happens, I just ride it out. The last time it was one of my best friends, and let's be honest here, I'd just left the Shaolin temple on Special Forces' word and do you know how long it'd been since I'd seen a guy in damn near a bodysuit? Pretty friggin' long. But after one week of him mooning over this cute Thai girl he ran into whose grandma lived an hour from his village, I got over it. They met, like, twice. Straight guys. And Asher is disgustingly straight, you should hear the-- bullshit [HUFF]-- I hate it so much I'd just deck him if we weren't friends, but I get mixed signals sometimes and maybe that's just wishful thinking? It's just because he was a frat guy once, right? Am I insane? I'm probably insane, I'd have to be if I'm on this team and that's who I wound up crushing on!
[strangled teakettle noise...]
I'm going outside, I need to sit in the cold or-- or punch a tree or something.