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[digiorno]

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[starmark]

not as painful as mantis shrimp eyes

[digiorno]

i could give you ears and a tail but also mantis shrimp eyes

[starmark]

i would probably die

but kakyoin would think i was cute

[digiorno]

of course

he'd think you're cute no matter what

[starmark]

he told me that too

[digiorno]

of COURSE

because he LOVES YOU

[starmark]

hey you know what i just realized

[digiorno]

no!!

[starmark]

you said all that stuff about us getting married and i didn't even stop you to ask which one of us had to wear the dress

i'm getting better

[digiorno]

yes you are

also it will obviously be me

[starmark]

you're going to wear the dress at kakyoin and my and maybe polnareff's wedding

people are going to be so fucking confused

[digiorno]

that's their problem

not yours

[starmark]

what if we all get confused and marry you by accident

[digiorno]

i don't look anything like kakyoin

and i walk better than any of you in heels

you'd have to be very confused

[starmark]

well we ARE assuming i'm getting married

i probably only have room on my mind for one thing anyway

[digiorno]

are you saying that on your wedding day you'll just marry the first person you see

[starmark]

what

NO

I MEANT I'D BE OVERWHELMED BY LOVE OR SOMETHING

WHAT THE FUCK

[digiorno]

that's not what it sounded like

[starmark]

i don't know anything about getting married

don't expect me to be an expert on it it's not like they write books about how to do it

[digiorno]

. . .

jotaro

they definitely do

[starmark]

what

they do not

you're shitting me

seriously???

[digiorno]

you know me

would i joke about weddings

[starmark]

if an italian wedding is anything like italian christmas i'm surprised you guys can have more than one a year

i'd assume the economy would need to recover for a while in between

[digiorno]

what's the point of a small celebration of love

i ask you

[starmark]

you need small ones because size is relative

the big ones wouldn't be big without small ones to be compared to