ic inbox ( ruby city ) Ⅱ

[digiorno]

buongiorno! sorry i missed you; i'll happily get back to you as soon as i'm done with whatever business i'm on. leave a message!

( text | voice | video | action )

⇦ ● ⇨

Comments

[digiorno]

how many people are you marrying

i have to know so i can set up the tables right jotaro

[starmark]

i'm not marrying any yet

besides i can't marry polnareff

[digiorno]

why not

are you saying something is wrong with polnareff

[starmark]

no i'm saying he can do a lot better

he needs to go find someone amazing and have like a thousand kids

[digiorno]

YOU'RE SAYING SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU!

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS

[starmark]

i cannot give him a thousand children






i also can't believe that's an actual sentence i just wrote

[digiorno]

steal some

YOU SEEM TO BE GOOD AT IT

[starmark]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS WOLF ME DOING

also kakyoin liked my ears and tail

[digiorno]

getting around




i genuinely don't know what to say to that

good, i think

do you think that's good?

[starmark]

don't make wolf me sound like jiji



i told him i would convince you to give me ears if he liked them so much

but he said no so you're off the hook

[digiorno]

your jiji was a girl over there

a cute girl

nothing like a wolf at all

i bet you liked the last comparison better

and you do remember that that would be INCREDIBLY PAINFUL don't you?

[starmark]

not as painful as mantis shrimp eyes

[digiorno]

i could give you ears and a tail but also mantis shrimp eyes

[starmark]

i would probably die

but kakyoin would think i was cute

[digiorno]

of course

he'd think you're cute no matter what

[starmark]

he told me that too

[digiorno]

of COURSE

because he LOVES YOU

[starmark]

hey you know what i just realized

[digiorno]

no!!

[starmark]

you said all that stuff about us getting married and i didn't even stop you to ask which one of us had to wear the dress

i'm getting better

[digiorno]

yes you are

also it will obviously be me

[starmark]

you're going to wear the dress at kakyoin and my and maybe polnareff's wedding

people are going to be so fucking confused

[digiorno]

that's their problem

not yours

[starmark]

what if we all get confused and marry you by accident

[digiorno]

i don't look anything like kakyoin

and i walk better than any of you in heels

you'd have to be very confused