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[digiorno]

buongiorno! sorry i missed you; i'll happily get back to you as soon as i'm done with whatever business i'm on. leave a message!

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[digiorno]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

MARRY HIM

[starmark]

what



seriously

[digiorno]

I WOULD NEVER JOKE ABOUT THIS

[starmark]

i can't get married i'm only sev

i mean i don't even have a jo

where would we even li




what the fuck when did all of that happen

[digiorno]

all of what

life?

[starmark]

all of a sudden i got responsible somehow

but i don't feel responsible i feel like a fuckup kid

who the hell decided to let me have a house and a job and a cute boyfriend

[digiorno]

me （‐＾▽＾‐）

[starmark]

oh that reminds me

did you know the french word for husband is the same as the italian word for ocean

[digiorno]

uh

maybe? i never really thought about it

why

[starmark]

because polnareff tried to hit on me

except without realizing it he did a lot better than he thought

[digiorno]

oh

does that mean you're marrying him too

[starmark]

what

[digiorno]

how many people are you marrying

i have to know so i can set up the tables right jotaro

[starmark]

i'm not marrying any yet

besides i can't marry polnareff

[digiorno]

why not

are you saying something is wrong with polnareff

[starmark]

no i'm saying he can do a lot better

he needs to go find someone amazing and have like a thousand kids

[digiorno]

YOU'RE SAYING SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU!

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS

[starmark]

i cannot give him a thousand children






i also can't believe that's an actual sentence i just wrote

[digiorno]

steal some

YOU SEEM TO BE GOOD AT IT

[starmark]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS WOLF ME DOING

also kakyoin liked my ears and tail

[digiorno]

getting around




i genuinely don't know what to say to that

good, i think

do you think that's good?

[starmark]

don't make wolf me sound like jiji



i told him i would convince you to give me ears if he liked them so much

but he said no so you're off the hook

[digiorno]

your jiji was a girl over there

a cute girl

nothing like a wolf at all

i bet you liked the last comparison better

and you do remember that that would be INCREDIBLY PAINFUL don't you?

[starmark]

not as painful as mantis shrimp eyes

[digiorno]

i could give you ears and a tail but also mantis shrimp eyes