It's sexy. And that's weird, when it's you, because I don't like to think about you in that way, ever, even though I know you know about sex, and probably have done it, but it's weird for me to think about it.
[All that is true, and more that he would have normally said. But then:]
And it's for a girl, which you aren't, and it's weird to me. I don't know why, it just is, skirts and dresses and all that, they're for girls, and you're not a girl, and it's-- off. Jarring. I don't know why, it just is.
[--and then:]
And it does look uncomfortable. I always thought that, even with girls, I never understood how they could sleep in that junk. I mean, yeah, it's sexy, I really liked it when they put it on, but it always seemed like they'd be more comfortable in one of my t-shirts.
no subject
[All that is true, and more that he would have normally said. But then:]
And it's for a girl, which you aren't, and it's weird to me. I don't know why, it just is, skirts and dresses and all that, they're for girls, and you're not a girl, and it's-- off. Jarring. I don't know why, it just is.
[--and then:]
And it does look uncomfortable. I always thought that, even with girls, I never understood how they could sleep in that junk. I mean, yeah, it's sexy, I really liked it when they put it on, but it always seemed like they'd be more comfortable in one of my t-shirts.