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because you insulted the french!!!! what else was i supposed to do
stop staring at me with those big ole eyes
they will not work
i am not going to apologize
esp after that
they will not work
i am not going to apologize
esp after that
[You know who's getting noogie'd later? This boy. Polnareff will not forgive and he will not forget.]
what??
what??
haruno ma petite
when youre done with whatever youre doing tell me
i have gossip to tell you
when youre done with whatever youre doing tell me
i have gossip to tell you
[Oh, hello. Polnareff returns that hug as best he can, tugging him in close, his fingers curling in his hair.]
Hallo, Haruno.
[--annnd those fingers are promptly at work messing up Haruno's hair, because he will have his revenge.]
Hallo, Haruno.
[--annnd those fingers are promptly at work messing up Haruno's hair, because he will have his revenge.]
Revenge--!!
[He twists, grabbing his son into a loose headlock, fingers merciless as they ruined perfectly curled donuts and meticulously braided hair. There is no mercy. There is no getting out of this. There is only accepting your fate, Haruno.]
[He twists, grabbing his son into a loose headlock, fingers merciless as they ruined perfectly curled donuts and meticulously braided hair. There is no mercy. There is no getting out of this. There is only accepting your fate, Haruno.]
[Ahh, and that's the signal to stop. They've done this a hundred times before; he knows the silent rules. With a little sigh he twists, lifting Haruno up. He's so light.]
There. Now we're even, hm?
There. Now we're even, hm?
[Oh . . . son . . . small son . . . he beams at him for a moment, terribly pleased with the kiss. He remembers when he was a baby, small and soft and a little fussy, but so full of love. None of that love has faded over the subsequent years, but little shows of affection like this aren't always given so freely (because Haruno is seventeen, which means you can't just get smooches from your dad all the time, okay, sometimes it's embarrassing).
Anyway. He beams at him before setting him down, fingers combing through his hair to try and neaten it.]
Come on. Do you want some ice cream while I tell you my gossip?
Anyway. He beams at him before setting him down, fingers combing through his hair to try and neaten it.]
Come on. Do you want some ice cream while I tell you my gossip?
[The best. It's chocolate ice cream today, sweet and with little bits of cookie dough in it. Polnareff nods towards the counter-- go and sit-- as he gets the things together.]
Do you want to guess?
Do you want to guess?
All right, all right--
[He grins over at him and tosses a spoon.]
I have . . . a Plan. A plan to seduce women and get a sweet girlfriend.
[He grins over at him and tosses a spoon.]
I have . . . a Plan. A plan to seduce women and get a sweet girlfriend.
Well, I have to ask Jotaro first. But I figure we can sort of do a tag-team-protection thing. Like--
[He hops up on the counter next to Haruno, legs crossed under him, and sets the ice cream carton between them.]
He'll "attack" a carriage or a car or a girl or whatever, right? Fangs and yowling and all that. And then I come in and defeat him, and suddenly I'm the hero to some hot lady! Who will definitely want to get to know me, because, again, hero, and also because I look courageous and really sexy all at once.
[He hops up on the counter next to Haruno, legs crossed under him, and sets the ice cream carton between them.]
He'll "attack" a carriage or a car or a girl or whatever, right? Fangs and yowling and all that. And then I come in and defeat him, and suddenly I'm the hero to some hot lady! Who will definitely want to get to know me, because, again, hero, and also because I look courageous and really sexy all at once.
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