They extracted DNA from Jotaro's ancestors and created a modified clone to rectify that whole muscle mistake that happened somewhere along the line, and those odd circumstances are what allow you and G. E. to create life today.
[The mafia she understands, but actual relatives? Nah, man, that shit's too complicated.]
Uh. Shit. Okay, Jotancestor apparently lives forever but not because of magic for some reason [????] and to harness their power or because the whole immortality thing was failing, they...put their DNA in a blender with other DNA to...make it better...?
So - one of Jotaro's ancestors [who shall remain nameless] had an adopted brother, who, through a convoluted series of events [which shall not be told here] [unless she badgers him about it], became immortal. He took said ancestor's body and [ehhhhn] merged with it [EHHHHHN] and . . . me, then, about a hundred years later.
[Man is he ever leaving a lot out, but there it is, ish.]
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[But there is a hint of something underneath her words that suggests she's still thinking away on it.]
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Yyyyy-es. And weird.
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The strangest part of what you just said is that there are parts of it that really aren't that far off.
Try going less mad scientist.
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...A Jotancestor could also create life and magic'd up a cute baby Giorno using the family as a basis?
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Go back to the DNA bit, take away the magic. Add some immortality.
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[The mafia she understands, but actual relatives? Nah, man, that shit's too complicated.]
Uh. Shit. Okay, Jotancestor apparently lives forever but not because of magic for some reason [????] and to harness their power or because the whole immortality thing was failing, they...put their DNA in a blender with other DNA to...make it better...?
[what is she even saying anymore]
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That's more or less it, yes.
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They, uh. They succeeded because you're pretty great?
[she tried]
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That's very kind of you to say.
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[SHE TRIED]
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[it all makes So Much Sense]
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[she is suffering]
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So - one of Jotaro's ancestors [who shall remain nameless] had an adopted brother, who, through a convoluted series of events [which shall not be told here] [unless she badgers him about it], became immortal. He took said ancestor's body and [ehhhhn] merged with it [EHHHHHN] and . . . me, then, about a hundred years later.
[Man is he ever leaving a lot out, but there it is, ish.]
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So you were covered in girls, huh?
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A lot of the time. I don't really understand why.
[Other than, you know, genetics.]
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[This isn't hard, Giorno.]
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[Like he knows he's cute as fuck, okay.]
I just obviously wasn't focused on that at the time, that's all. I tried to explain, but it just got so repetitive.
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she loves him]
Wow, life must be so hard when girls are lining up to be with you. All the rest of us are so fortunate to not have to deal with such things.
[But yeah, okay, she can see what he means.]
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I'll make you the same promise I made Mista if you want.
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