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[digiorno]

buongiorno! sorry i missed you; i'll happily get back to you as soon as i'm done with whatever business i'm on. leave a message!

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[sunsetsitter]

[how could you accuse perfect adorable mista of -- no okay.]

I mean, I was genuinely curious. [Like, he's not around to bother with it right this second.] Who just assumes someone wants to flirt with their mom?

[digiorno]

[Well, he could lie, or he could . . .]

I think it's genetic, actually.

[sunsetsitter]

[Meh, Jotaro's okay. Not her type, but she could see the appeal. Still...]

You're not seriously suggesting I won't be able to control myself when it comes to his hot mom because of some mysterious family quirk, are you?

[digiorno]

That's exactly what I'm suggesting. Jotaro says he always had girls following him around at home, just like I did.

[He says this with mild vexation more than anything. Yare yare. Also, surprise?]

[sunsetsitter]

[Wow, have some respect for her, Giorno...]

I haven't fallen prey to that mysterious family quirk yet, in case you haven't noticed, so -- [...Oh?] Wait. Obviously stop me if I'm being an idiot, but you're saying you've also got these genes? Specifically these.

[digiorno]

Don't you like girls? Anyway--

[He's about to say something about family, but then, speaking of family.]

These specifically. Yes.

[sunsetsitter]

I mean, yeah, but you'd think magic genetics would be powerful. I've flirted with Kakyoin and Mista more than anyone else, so far.

[weeps why is Giorno letting her promise dates to Mista...]

Huh.

[...H u h.]

[digiorno]

Kakyoin has good hair. And you flirt with Mista because you think it's funny. Anyway, he bounces back.

What does "huh" mean, in this context?

[sunsetsitter]

God, he has really nice hair, doesn't he?

[BUT BACK TO SERIOUS MATTERS.]

I'm just...trying to figure out stuff. Jotaro said something about another family trait -- only children?

...Also he's like a brick wall and no offense, but you're kind of not.

[digiorno]

That applies, yes.

[Technically he has three half-brothers he doesn't know about and that are also garbage, but honestly who cares about them. He laughs at the last thing, though.]

Don't worry, I'm not offended. Do you think you can figure it out?

[sunsetsitter]

The answer's going to be really stupid, isn't it?

[But there is a hint of something underneath her words that suggests she's still thinking away on it.]

[digiorno]

[He thinks on this for a moment. Stupid?]

Yyyyy-es. And weird.

[sunsetsitter]

They extracted DNA from Jotaro's ancestors and created a modified clone to rectify that whole muscle mistake that happened somewhere along the line, and those odd circumstances are what allow you and G. E. to create life today.

[digiorno]

. . . You know.

The strangest part of what you just said is that there are parts of it that really aren't that far off.

Try going less mad scientist.

[sunsetsitter]

[WHAT THE FUCK THOUGH?]

...A Jotancestor could also create life and magic'd up a cute baby Giorno using the family as a basis?

[digiorno]

[He breathes in, huffs out. This is harder than past games.]

Go back to the DNA bit, take away the magic. Add some immortality.

[sunsetsitter]

What the hell even is this family...

[The mafia she understands, but actual relatives? Nah, man, that shit's too complicated.]

Uh. Shit. Okay, Jotancestor apparently lives forever but not because of magic for some reason [????] and to harness their power or because the whole immortality thing was failing, they...put their DNA in a blender with other DNA to...make it better...?

[what is she even saying anymore]

[digiorno]

[It's way too complicated, and he doesn't care for it. Except he likes Jotaro a lot.]

That's more or less it, yes.

[sunsetsitter]

[...

.........

...............]

They, uh. They succeeded because you're pretty great?

[she tried]

[digiorno]

[He's just wheeze-laughing a little right now.]

That's very kind of you to say.

[sunsetsitter]

Okay, what the hell, though?

[SHE TRIED]

[digiorno]

I'm not sure what about this is confusing to you . . .

[it all makes So Much Sense]

[sunsetsitter]

Giorno. Giorno, buddy, you're killing me. You're killing a ghost. Giorno.

[she is suffering]

[digiorno]

All right, all right. Umm.

So - one of Jotaro's ancestors [who shall remain nameless] had an adopted brother, who, through a convoluted series of events [which shall not be told here] [unless she badgers him about it], became immortal. He took said ancestor's body and [ehhhhn] merged with it [EHHHHHN] and . . . me, then, about a hundred years later.

[Man is he ever leaving a lot out, but there it is, ish.]

[sunsetsitter]