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[digiorno]

buongiorno! sorry i missed you; i'll happily get back to you as soon as i'm done with whatever business i'm on. leave a message!

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Comments

[starmark]

You should go check it out. See if it'd suit your needs.

...Do we have a story to feed to Jonathan?

[digiorno]

I was thinking exchange student, possibly. I still speak some Japanese, so it would be plausible.

[starmark]

We'll teach you some stuff about the school we go to. Kakyoin's a transfer and I never went much, so you won't need to know a whole lot to sound plausible, Jonathan won't know the difference.

[digiorno]

I think that's the best course of action, then. The more complicated a lie is, the easier it is to uncover.

[starmark]

How about Mista and Bruno?

[digiorno]

I don't think either of them could pass for students.

[starmark]

I'm more worried about Mista saying he's in the mafia outright.

It's possible Jonathan might not recognize the word but that won't buy much time.

[digiorno]

That could easily happen.

We could say I'm from a politically important family and need protection? But that might just invite more questions.

[starmark]

We could say you came to Japan to get away from the Italian gangs.

It'd explain why you know so much about them, and why Mista wants to act like he's in one. Your parents were worried about bad influences.

[digiorno]

How unfortunate for them that I met Mista.

. . . He's going to terrorize Mr. Joestar. [sIGHS]

[starmark]

It's kinda weird, I'm so used to hearing "Mr. Joestar" and having it mean my granddad.

He told me about his Stand. Mista. It can work even when he's knocked out, he said.

[digiorno]

That's right. Sex Pistols doesn't really follow the normal rules.

[starmark]

So what you're saying is, it's perfect for Mista?

[digiorno]

Exactly.

[starmark]

...

Speaking of things that are perfect for people, Jonathan can walk on water.

[digiorno]

. . . Like Jesus?

[no one man should be this perfect, it's WEIRD]

[starmark]

I don't know, I've never met Jesus.

[digiorno]

Like Jesus, then. Except a better person than Jesus, somehow.