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[digiorno]

buongiorno! sorry i missed you; i'll happily get back to you as soon as i'm done with whatever business i'm on. leave a message!

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Comments

[lapidarius]

You'd do the same for me. We're friends, I'm pretty sure that's how it works.

Let's change the subject, okay? I'm sure neither of us want to be this serious right now.

don't apologize ur cute

[digiorno]

Si, ma ti voglio bene, Noriaki.

I still don't really understand White Day.

wow rude

[lapidarius]

Ti voglio bene, Giorno.

That's actually what I originally called to talk about. I need your particular range of knowledge on something, but first I'll explain that. On Valentine's Day, it's customary for women to be the ones to give chocolate out of either obligation to acquaintances or as a show of affection for someone significant.

The latter of those is what's answered on White Day, with the general rule being 'sanbai gaeshi', or 'triple return'. In other words, one should reciprocate with roughly three times the original value.

I suppose it's just meant to be easier than doing both sides on a single day.

but true

[digiorno]

Jotaro explained it. I understand some of it on an abstract level but the triple return part still doesn't make sense.

It doesn't really have to but why though???

[lapidarius]

Why not?

[digiorno]

Why not why?

[lapidarius]

Are you of all people questioning an excuse to be extra nice to someone?

[digiorno]

No, but why three times? Why isn't there one every month? Or every week? Why is it a rule that these people do these things and these other people do these other things?

[At some point you are gonna have to let this go, little buddy.]

[lapidarius]

I don't know. That's just how it happens.

[digiorno]

[HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

[giorno sends nine texts in rapid succession. all of them simply contain (ಠ ∩ಠ)]

[then:]

What was your question?

[lapidarius]

[...giorno. honey.]

If you're finished with that, I'd like to ask for your opinion on flowers. You're good with floriography, right?

[digiorno]

Obviously I'm finished.

[obviously]

Of course I am. What are you looking for?

[lapidarius]

I don't think there's a flower for 'you're stupid and I'm stupid but we put up with each other anyway,' so the obvious option is out.

Is there a flower for reassurance or support, something like that?

[digiorno]

There's not a flower for that but nuts are symbolic of stupidity.

Lady's seal is for support. It's white, sort of star-shaped, with six petals. Hellebore, that's Christmas rose, is white, five petals, and it's for relief from anxiety. Scarlet zinnias are for constancy, they're red and look like little explosions. Petunias mean a soothing presence and they come in all sorts of colors.

[lapidarius]

Wow. You really are as good at this as I'd expected.

[damn, son]

[digiorno]

One of us has to be.

[lapidarius]

How incredibly hurtful of you.

Do you think he'd like those?

[digiorno]

Are you asking me if your boyfriend would like a present?

[lapidarius]

I just want to know if this is a stupid idea or not!

[digiorno]

Why do you think I know that?

[lapidarius]

You're brilliant and you're better with people than I am.

[digiorno]

But I don't understand this tradition. And it's not like I have some vast wealth of experience to draw on.

[lapidarius]

Let me ask it this way, then.

If I walk up to Jojo and hand him a bouquet of flowers, do you suspect he'll think I recently suffered severe head trauma?

[digiorno]

Probably.

I think he'd think it was considerate. He'd like it because it was from you. But it's not really a language he speaks, is it.

[lapidarius]

No, the subtle route has always been more my thing than his. Maybe I shouldn't be thinking so hard about it.