ic inbox ( ruby city ) Ⅰ

[digiorno]

buongiorno! sorry i missed you; i'll happily get back to you as soon as i'm done with whatever business i'm on. leave a message!

( text | voice | video )

⇦ ● ⇨

Comments

i forgive bc of that icon

[punchboth]

[.... Giorno.]

Dude are you like, huffing some weird chicken fumes over there or what? I'm starting to get concerned.

[digiorno]

[MAYBE??]

Hallucinations are a common hazard of cooking.

[punchboth]

[Giorno this is too much]

Man, quit it, I kinda believe you.

[digiorno]

[smiles!!]

There are no hallucinogens in your chicken. I promise.

[punchboth]

[hmmm... HMMM]

I never want to get high as fuck from a chicken.

[digiorno]

You shouldn't get high as fuck from anything.

[Drugs Are Bad, kids.]

[punchboth]

[ah he almost laughs... Giorno you're like 12]

Aw, c'mon, do I look like the type? You think I'm sneaking off to smoke in the bathroom or whatever? I got some standards.

[digiorno]

Appearances are occasionally deceiving.

[Like for example, he's not twelve, and also owns Italy. Yanno. And whoop goes the pasta into the strainer. It's starting to smell a lot like dinnertime.]

[punchboth]

[Food.... nice.....]

... So you're saying I do look like I get high, or what?

[digiorno]

You look about my age, so you might.

[punchboth]

Dude, how many people do you know who do?

[does alien italy have a totally backwards drug culture compared to japan??? it must??]

[digiorno]

A lot.

[Being in the mafia is hard work.]

I'm trying to do something about it, but it's taking longer than expected.