What the hell even is this family...

[The mafia she understands, but actual relatives? Nah, man, that shit's too complicated.]

Uh. Shit. Okay, Jotancestor apparently lives forever but not because of magic for some reason [????] and to harness their power or because the whole immortality thing was failing, they...put their DNA in a blender with other DNA to...make it better...?

[what is she even saying anymore]