[Honestly, the whole package is pretty and thoughtful in a way that touches him unexpectedly, especially considering he signed up for this whole thing sort-of-accidentally. In the way of someone very bad at receiving presents, he unwraps everything with extreme care and some trepidation until he gets to the . . . confetti.]
[It takes him a minute, and then he has to cover his whole face with both hands to keep the whole house from hearing him shriek-laughing.]
[Roughly halfway through the 22nd, Maya will receive a very poor quality picture of tits confetti displayed artfully on ruby-red cardstock and framed in gold, along with the message:] half of it's still set aside for throwing, but i wanted to preserve some. what do you think?
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[It takes him a minute, and then he has to cover his whole face with both hands to keep the whole house from hearing him shriek-laughing.]
[Roughly halfway through the 22nd, Maya will receive a very poor quality picture of tits confetti displayed artfully on ruby-red cardstock and framed in gold, along with the message:] half of it's still set aside for throwing, but i wanted to preserve some. what do you think?